Jack London once wrote … “a dead man controls the situation!”

Those words certainly ring true in today’s world.


The world is abuzz about the death of Osama Bin Laden. Pundits and politicians all have an opinion, the public in the US seems joyous, and the major newspapers have kept it “top of the fold”. Even the Internet news reporters keep spinning the story.

The story has displaced the news about the royal wedding, Charlie Sheen’s troubles and the Lindsay Lohan debacles. It even overshadows the NFL draft, and who’s wearing what on the red carpet. For that, I’m personally pleased.

Now it’s time for the books to be released. Unless they were written by members of the SEAL 6 team, they’ll probably be counterfeit…

I was sent all 4 manuscripts by the man himself; we’ll publish them in the following order.

I DIDN’T REALLY MEAN TO PISS YOU OFF by osama bin laden

OOPS! I JUST SHIT MY PANTS by osama bin laden

SWIMMING WITH THE FISHES by osama bin laden

SEVENTY TWO OF THE UGLIEST VIRGINS ON EARTH by osama bin laden

Now everyone who reads this blog will realize this is a joke…but it will be criticized. I don’t care!