What does
that number represent?
It is the number
of sequential ‘STOOD-UPS … NO CALL -- NO
SHOW’ appointments I’ve experienced the last several months; specific to my
memorization business. THESE RUDE PEOPLE, all bi-lingual Panamanians, were
looking me directly in the eye and promising to meet me at a certain time and
place.
This is
verifiable truth about Panamanian culture and manners. If you want to be disappointed, try starting
a business here in paradise.
The late, great,
Vince Lombardi, once said. If you’re on
time for an appointment with me – you are already ten minutes late.
I’ve
always subscribed to that policy and it’s damned frustrating when attempting to
deal with potential Panamanian employees. They seem to believe an appointment
is just a joke. The joke is on
them. They will hang at the edge of
poverty until they learn that achievement is measured and created by
performance. By not being responsible
these ‘no shows’ will be forever blackballed from my company. Standing me up is stealing my time. At age 71, that time becomes more
valuable. Therefore those people become
felons in my mind. My company does not hire felons.
HERE’S WHAT
I WAS OFFERING.
Over the
past forty years, I have been developing a method of learning/instructing –
kinda outside the box. It’s a
memorization technique that has been fine tuned down to the lowest common
denominator. The learning system can be used for any subject but I chose to
tailor the system to teach English to Panamanians.
Two of the
requisites of learning any subject are need and desire. If one
doesn’t have either of these requisites, it’s an exercise in futility. Just ask my high school algebra teacher.
So
this course is designed around adults that have a desire to learn. It is not expensive. $7.50 per class. Each class is two hours in length and there
are 3 classes per week.($22.50) The
student only needs to bring a pencil and a notebook. (No books, cd’s, video’s or the like.) This is a very complex method taught in a simple
form. It can be taught under a mango tree or in the back office of an employer.
The instructor carries the course in a 3 ring binder. Like I mentioned… this is a complex learning
system delivered in its simplest form.
The course
has been proven; time and time again. A
motivated, non-English speaking person can go from zero
English to Basic English in six (6) weeks.
Late last
year (20120 I formulated the business plan for my new company. We had just finished the beta classes in
Arizona and I was anxious to bring this new form of learning to the folks in
Chiriquí. My initial estimate in my
conservative business plan was to employ thirty (30) plus instructors and
twelve (12) salespeople by the end of the first year. I expected the work force in Chiriquí to
embrace these opportunities. Some of the students appreciate my efforts; 12
months later, many Panamanians are now speaking Basic English thanks to my
system. However, all the selling and
instructing has been done by yours truly. 39 potential instructors had the opportunity to come on board -- none made their appointment.
(photo on the right; students in Bangkok, Thailand.)
Attempting
to recruit salespeople and instructors finally drove me away from Panama. I
took the system to the Orient (via the wonderful world of electronics – Skype,
e-mail and the like.) The course is now in Chinese, Thai, Korean and soon,
Khmer, Japanese, and several of the Filipino dialects. (English students in Samrong Cambodia)
I don’t
believe this is a business plan failure.
It’s more of a cultural condition that exists. It’s prevalent in Central America but very
pronounced here in Panama. I have
affiliates in Costa Rica and have had no problem. I expect to expand into Nicaragua as well and
don’t foresee any problems.
Here’s part
of a promotional explanation we send to our interested affiliates.
(the photo on the right is an English Class in Samrong, Cambodia.)
To summarize; the memorization course we teach takes a zero
English speaking person and brings them to basic English in six weeks – 18 ( 2 hours classes). An instructor is provided with all teaching
materials and a sales force keeps the classes at their optimum; 10 – 12
students. Instructors receive $3.50 per
student per class. A class of 10 will
earn an instructor $35 per class (18 classes = $630.) $600.00 for actual instruction time is 6-8
hours per week for 6 weeks. Several
instructors are teaching more than one class per day. An instructor in the Orient is teaching
three (3) classes per day, 6 days a week. Her adult son is the salesperson and keeps
the classes at their optimum. Both people,
the Instructor and Salesperson are on track to make in excess of $42, 000.00,
annually. Neither breaks a sweat;
working less than 50 hours a week. Their
counterpart, the teacher in the public schools, earns $530.00 a month and works
60 hours a week for those meager wages.